10/06/2008

Say Hi to Your Mother for Me Okay?

10/03/2008

Paris/New York

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There’s a New York Times article too.

10/03/2008

Stern Radio

Howard Stern is getting (got?) married today. I know this because today was also my first day at Sirius Satellite Radio working on a 5-day “project.” So you see, I “learned something new everyday.” I also learned INXS is a Nicholas Cage away from looking exactly like what I thought Rock music was in 1995. And that Little Stevie pronounces it Little Steven around the office.

Good luck Howard! I’m sure the ceremony won’t have anything to do with what you talk about on the radio the rest of your career.

10/03/2008

I Want to BE Sick

From Lainey Gossip:

The truth is Lauren is the Hollywood American dream. Blonde, cute, perky, wholesome, virginal enough…

18 – 25 year olds want to BE Lauren Conrad.

Don’t lie. Some of you reading out there want to BE Lauren Conrad while Lauren Conrad is “being” Lauren Conrad on tv.

Does your head hurt?

But Duana’s point: didn’t we all want to BE someone else at that age?

I wanted to BE Winona Ryder. Who did you want to be?

Uncle! Let’s call a truce. Internet you stop saying things like this and I’ll stop claiming I know things then looking them up on you later. Oh, last thing: if you don’t agree to this one of these bitches is gonna die.

10/02/2008

Crystal Skull

See what my brain just did? Now watch this.

10/02/2008

Webtopia

Wetting your appetite for the all new season of 30 Rock here are a couple of bonus clips from the Season 2 DVD, courtesy Pregnant Cornbread.

(Deleted scene)

(Table Read)

And wouldn’t I be remiss if I didn’t recommend you check out my weekly 30 Rock recaps over at TVwithoutPity.com? Yes. Yes I would.


10/01/2008

Music!

Two big albums landed in our laps this month: Metallica’s Death Magnetic and TV on the Radio’s Dear Science, and they’re as different as their album names suggest…

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10/01/2008

All Politics, Some of the Time

I can’t watch anymore of these Sarah Palin interviews with Katie Couric. For God’s sake make them stop. I’m as embarrassed watching this as I am The Maury Povich Show. I feel like I just ordered a beer from Shelly Tambo. The thing is I almost feel sorry for her. I mean she clearly just made a miscalculation. Instead of putting the private plane on eBay she should have said “thanks but no thanks” to being named Vice-President. (applause) Am I right? (applause) George Bush! (applause)

Hey I get it babe. If John McCain asked me to be envoy to China you think I’d say no? And if 15-seconds after my first press interview some snot from the AP asks me a three rejoinder question about how to hold China accountable for human right’s violations ‘while at the same time they hold over a trillion dollars of American debt,’ suddenly I’m noticing just how allergic my Down syndrome baby is to contiguous states. (I’m not sexist)

…That’s the news, and I… am… out of here!

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    Just Kidding

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