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James Hetfield’s spoken word commentary on the current Roger Clemens news scandal:

Fearsome Clemens rage!
check my Friendbook page!
Congress are all tools!
posing D.C. fools!

Many years I toil!
rubbing drugs and oils!
hips can hardly swivel!!
Pettitte talk is drivel!

Fastball fly!
Andy Pettitte die!

CLEMENS!!!!

I am pitching god!
Mark Twain is a clod!
Mindy’s just a friend!
career is at an end!

CLEMENS!!!

no more Hall of Fame!
endless public shame!
memories make me blanche!
yes I own a ranch!!

CLEMENS!!

ROOOCKET!!!!!

(guitar solo)

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