SITE ANNOUNCEMENT!
SlapClap has entered into an exciting new agreement with online aggregator MaxCore News. MaxCore is an RSS feed with updates and analysis on Politics and Current Events. But that’s not all!
SlapClap invested time and money, outspending our rivals 5-1, to forge this expensive but exclusive partnership with MaxCore because we believe in the uniqueness of MaxCore News. Because they are the only web feed to feature the commentary and analysis of current events by the opinionated icons of the Hardcore and Heavy Metal music scene. Musicians who have expertly branded their bands, sold countless albums, and laid down untold amounts of retarded speed rifts, but have yet to have an opportunity to opinion on the 24-hour news cycle … until now. Hetfield, Lemmy, Halford, Danzig — those are just a few of the names already blogging for MaxCore, and by extension SlapClap. In the upcoming months you will also see Lifestyle content like the unpublished food diary of late great Poison Idea guitarist Pig Champion who had been exposing the fallacy of “the Food Pyramid” before his untimely passing.
MaxCore’s business model consolidates head banger click-throughs the same way Glam Media has courted the audience of women online. Think Huffington Post but with an axe bass. MaxCore’s official site is still under construction.

April 29th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
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