How to Lose the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest
The New Yorker refuses to publish my submissions to their cartoon caption contest. I have no idea why.
SlapClap caption:
“We think big here. Big pencils, big erasers. Big problems, big solutions. I’ve got a staff of over 500 employees. They get me coffee, they answer my phones; they send out faxes, they lie to my wife; they order my giant #2’s, they wipe my ass if I take a giant #2. Strike that. They don’t wipe my ass. That’s where you come in …”
June 25th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
I have giant pencils on my desk. Also a giant canned ham mounted on some kind of device with a lever! But I don’t have a giant pencil holder. That’s actually a normal-size bucket I’m using to hold the giant pencils.
June 27th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
We don’t use pencils, thats why their all the same length.
June 27th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
they’re?