How to Lose the Metallica Caption Contest

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I just saw that? 900 euro for an extra pair of plaid shorts? It’s like I’m fucking your girl Newsted. FUUUK!

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  • One Response to “How to Lose the Metallica Caption Contest”

    1. michapoake Says:

      “I wonder if our new album is too dark. Drat! Blast you Ulrich for vetoing my song about playing paddles in Central Park!”

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