How to Lose the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest
The New Yorker refuses to publish my submissions to their cartoon caption contest. I have no idea why.
SlapClap caption:
To have human impulse is not unhealthy. What is unhealthy is to abuse through these impulses, yourself or others. Mr. Hansen and Dateline brought you here for a reason. To get you better. Little Becky next to me is a reminder of the past you must all own up to publicly. And don’t worry Becky you’re very safe. This is being recorded and there are men behind those doors.