How to Lose the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest
The New Yorker refuses to publish my submissions to their cartoon caption contest. I have no idea why.
SlapClap Caption:
You let him off easy, which means I let you off not at all. An extra $200 cut outta what you make this week and next time a cop threatens to haul you after blowning ‘em keep that trap shut until you tell Daddy- and Daddy’s friends will take care of it.
August 8th, 2008 at 2:07 am
Wait a sec! You will pay me money to turn my nose inside out and wrap it over my head while you steal my shoes and dance on my neck? I was just going to pay you to do the same thing! Well OK, how about I get to punch you in the face and you get the rest for free?
August 19th, 2008 at 11:24 am
you went over the word count