Fox and the Hedgehog

And I thought Michael was a hedgehog, and Jack was a fox … And I thought about all the people I knew, and which were hedgehogs, and which were foxes.

Katy Perry:

I wondered what a girl would be like, so the chorus to ‘I Kissed a Girl’ just showed up in my head, and I thought, ‘Wow, some interesting subject matter popped up from nowhere’

Megan Fox:

I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop [a strip club on Sunset Boulevard]. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita. I was there all the time—I would go there by myself. I bought her things—perfume, body spray, girlie stuff. I turned into a weird middle-aged married man.

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