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I can’t watch anymore of these Sarah Palin interviews with Katie Couric. For God’s sake make them stop. I’m as embarrassed watching this as I am The Maury Povich Show. I feel like I just ordered a beer from Shelly Tambo. The thing is I almost feel sorry for her. I mean she clearly just made a miscalculation. Instead of putting the private plane on eBay she should have said “thanks but no thanks” to being named Vice-President. (applause) Am I right? (applause) George Bush! (applause)

Hey I get it babe. If John McCain asked me to be envoy to China you think I’d say no? And if 15-seconds after my first press interview some snot from the AP asks me a three rejoinder question about how to hold China accountable for human right’s violations ‘while at the same time they hold over a trillion dollars of American debt,’ suddenly I’m noticing just how allergic my Down syndrome baby is to contiguous states. (I’m not sexist)

…That’s the news, and I… am… out of here!

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