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Quasi-Regulatory Efforts At Pitchfork Fall Short…Again

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

LETTER OF TRANSMITTAL

ATTN: Board of commissions, Jury panel, Slapclap trustees, et al…

RE: Latest consumer advocacy project

(on concurrent display at publicpitchforkwoa.blogspot.com)

OVERVIEW

The P.P.W.O.A. is a purely volunteer-citizen driven effort to forge ahead with greater awareness of the poor standards in indie-rock journalism, and to promote more stringent guidelines. Any effort you can make to help further the debate above ground would be very appreciated.

At the P.P.W.O.A., we plan a public roll-out of our keystone issues soon; that includes providing better metrics for stress tests upon which to validate albums, artists, or bands as “masterful” or having created “a masterpiece;” a five digit album rating system (ex.: 7.8343), and new community standards for parallel evaluations to safeguard against inflated appraisals of audio products, but with no corollary to merits in the free market (sales figures).

Let’s turn up the fire, and see if anybody screams.

Emmett Focci

AKA, Golden Frog

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MaxCore News Brief: Rocket No More!

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

James Hetfield’s spoken word commentary on the current Roger Clemens news scandal:

Fearsome Clemens rage!
check my Friendbook page!
Congress are all tools!
posing D.C. fools!

Many years I toil!
rubbing drugs and oils!
hips can hardly swivel!!
Pettitte talk is drivel!

Fastball fly!
Andy Pettitte die!

CLEMENS!!!!

I am pitching god!
Mark Twain is a clod!
Mindy’s just a friend!
career is at an end!

CLEMENS!!!

no more Hall of Fame!
endless public shame!
memories make me blanche!
yes I own a ranch!!

CLEMENS!!

ROOOCKET!!!!!

(guitar solo)