When I first started writing this I thought it was going to be a parable about racial unity.
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All over, people don’t know how to do things. Or they do and they’re just not telling you. WELL WE ARE. We’re telling you how to do things – all 7 of them – in this new 7-part web series:
Lesson #1 – “Mistake Free Bottle Opening”
And check back each weekday for the next 6 installments.
(A special thanks to my co-presenter Matt Maloney; a special special thanks to the editing wizardry of Mr. @arfortiyef <– follow him on twitter)
My favorite scene from the movie Dune, but if a guy who liked Teddy Riley too much walked in during.
I work off hunches, and I’ve got a hunch that people are getting sick of listening to the deep, melodious CNN tag line voiced by 79-year old acting legend James Earl Jones. It’s just a hunch. That’s where I step in.
Being the voice on a network “bump” is like hitting the lottery, and then suing the lottery for hitting you. We’re talking loads of cash. That’s why I’m throwing my hat in the ring early to be James Earl Jones replacement as the voice for CNN- a younger, hipper voice. Below is my reel.
CNN ID: Wolf Blitzer’s Situation Room
CNN ID: John King
CNN ID: Anderson Cooper 360
CNN ID: Rick Sanchez
CNN ID: Soledad O’Brien
CNN ID: Larry King Live
*pls. note: only makes sense when guest of show also starred in the movie Dune.
CNN ID: Roland Martin
CNN ID: Campbell Brown
CNN ID: Christiane Amanpour
ABC canceled Hank this week, and according to Entertainment Weekly there are no plans to air the remaining five episodes of the show.
So where does that leave us, the audience? With just memories I guess, like sand between curled toes. We will move on of course, but before we do we’ll remember. We will remember Hank.
Related: Kelsey Grammer falls down.
And you’re welcome.
“Please Please Please Let Matt Maloney Get What He Wants” recreates the wonderful museum scene from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off:
Suck on it Van Sant.
You own a mac. That’s pretty good, right?
You don’t own Final Cut Pro, not even a cracked version.
The bottom line:
Solid a/v editing platform for creating choppy videos of you and your mom during an all day bus tour of the nation’s capitol.