I Saw Jim Today…
Monday, February 14th, 2011
“He was wearing that shirt with a picture of the Kool-Aid Man giving thumbs up on the toilet, and he was humming “A Man Needs a Maid” by Neil Young. You think he’d go out with me?”
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I Saw Jim Today…
Friday, November 13th, 2009
He didn’t see me. I mean- I don’t think he did. Why? Should I be scared? No I don’t own a sodomy whistle. I just have a regular whistle. He’s into WHAT? Okay, now you’re freaking me out.
I Saw Jim Today…
Friday, October 23rd, 2009
Not “do not resuscitate” Jim. The other- no. Not Jim from the office who thinks he’s Jim on The Office. Not the Jim who still sells car phones. Not lifetime ban from the Olive Garden Jim. You know, JIM Jim. The Jim who murdered those people.
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