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Comment on Margarine by Suzie B

Suzie B — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 05:31:47 +0000

Mary Bale the cat lady reminds me of one of Bladerunner’s replicants – right after the ‘entre of boiled dog’ question in the Voight-Kampff test, "You find a cat alone in the street. You pet it, and then what?"

Comment on Ultimate Jordan by Rod Blagojevich Courtroom Sketch -Federal Trial

Rod Blagojevich Courtroom Sketch -Federal Trial — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 20:57:27 +0000

[...] my moment in Madrid I was not a big fan of art. More of a Bulls fan really. Up to that point, nothing I had seen stirred up such “burning” emotion, [...]

Comment on Gender Confusion by So True | SlapClap

So True | SlapClap — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 04:56:50 +0000

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Comment on Is That News On Your Blog, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me? by Has Anyone Else Been Reading Peter Orszag’s Health Care Blog Lately? | SlapClap

Sun, 22 Aug 2010 04:55:33 +0000

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Comment on Jay Reatard by Wig Headed Bastard | SlapClap

Wig Headed Bastard | SlapClap — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 04:47:58 +0000

[...] “Played a show about 11 years back with the Reatards and Marky Ramone and the Intruders. Boy did they ever so fucking blow. Marky got up to sing ‘blitzkrieg bop’ and invited a kid out of the audience to play drums who might have been better than him. Even back then it really ticked me off that this asshole was exploiting one of Americas greatest rock n roll bands ever!” ~Jay Reatard [...]

Comment on SlapClap family tree by In Defense Of The Five Most Unhappy Cities In America | SlapClap

In Defense Of The Five Most Unhappy Cities In America | SlapClap — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 04:46:05 +0000

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Comment on Woody Allen by You Might Learn Something | SlapClap

You Might Learn Something | SlapClap — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 04:41:10 +0000

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iMovie | SlapClap — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 04:40:49 +0000

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Comment on Insincere by Coming from the Corner Office | SlapClap

Coming from the Corner Office | SlapClap — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 04:30:56 +0000

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White Girl | SlapClap — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 04:21:41 +0000

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By Woody Allen | SlapClap — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 04:19:28 +0000

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Timing | SlapClap — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 04:19:05 +0000

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Comment on I don’t have time to read all these New Yorker magazines … by How to Lose the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest | SlapClap

How to Lose the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest | SlapClap — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 04:14:13 +0000

[...] The New Yorker hides missing children in their basement, and they refuse to publish my submissions to their cartoon caption contest. [...]

Comment on I don’t have time to read all these New Yorker magazines … by How to Lose the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest | SlapClap

How to Lose the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest | SlapClap — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 04:13:28 +0000

[...] The New Yorker chooses Long John Silver over Red Lobster, and they refuse to publish my submissions to their cartoon caption contest. I have no idea why. [...]

Comment on The Adorable by #5 Adorable: Rihanna | SlapClap

#5 Adorable: Rihanna | SlapClap — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 04:10:41 +0000

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Comment on That Old Joke by Slaps of the Week | SlapClap

Slaps of the Week | SlapClap — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 04:09:45 +0000

[...] should talk and when they don’t they get called on it, Obama! Suddenly the public crusader is a comic on Def Jam. This is the corollary to white guilt – white blanket assumption bathed in passive liberal [...]

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One Last Fracking Chug | SlapClap — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 04:08:36 +0000

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Comment on The Process – Michael Neal by Ninjas Vs. Hippies: 1975 Drum Circle Massacre, of 1975 | SlapClap

Ninjas Vs. Hippies: 1975 Drum Circle Massacre, of 1975 | SlapClap — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 04:06:50 +0000

[...] motivational speaker Michael Neal refers to the massacre as “the high water mark for ninja on hippie violence” on the [...]

Comment on Undisputed 3 (2008) by The Shroud of Tyler Perry | SlapClap

The Shroud of Tyler Perry | SlapClap — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 03:57:15 +0000

[...] grandmother. We’ve got a whole books-on-tape series in the works on this topic: Tyler Perry, Wesley Snipes, Larry Johnson, Martin Lawrence, Vicki Lawrence … these Negroes have made millions off of it, [...]

Comment on Sydney Pollack, 1934-2008 by G.O.A.T. Claps | SlapClap

G.O.A.T. Claps | SlapClap — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 03:56:19 +0000

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Comment on Share the Good by Sub, sub, sub-culture | SlapClap

Sub, sub, sub-culture | SlapClap — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 03:54:08 +0000

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Black People Used to… | SlapClap — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 03:51:15 +0000

[...] tried telling my seven nephews Buck, Otis, Rick, Wayman, A.C., Stacey, and Cadillac that the Wayans family were actually funny once and they got so mad they took turns flagrant [...]

Comment on Countdown begins by Blues Brothers 2000: the countdown continues | SlapClap

Blues Brothers 2000: the countdown continues | SlapClap — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 03:50:08 +0000

[...] 2000. Elwood gets the gang back together, minus any deceased cast members. I know I said it last week, that there were just 8 more days left, but I started to get cold feet — started getting [...]

Comment on Nerd Cool by Clap back | SlapClap

Clap back | SlapClap — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 03:40:30 +0000

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Clap back | SlapClap — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 03:38:30 +0000

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