How to Lose the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

The New Yorker wears their underwear 2 days in a row, and they refuse to publish my submissions to their cartoon caption contest.

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SlapClap caption:

“You move, I blow this whole damn place up. I don’t want your pity: I hear fake applause, I blow this whole damn place up. P.S., those fish were dead when I got here. You blame me for the fish, I blow this…”

One Response to “How to Lose the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest”

  1. michapoake Says:

    Any one know how to tune a fish?

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