How to Lose the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest
The New Yorker likes the movie Lawnmower Man 2, and they refuse to publish my submissions to their cartoon caption contest. I have no idea why.
“A better title for M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening would be The Not Happening, or The What’s Happening?, as in ‘what’s happening in this movie? I fell asleep watching the movie Signs 6 years ago and just woke up.’ This hard R ‘thriller’ is proof — as if there ever needed to be — that brown men are not meant to be behind the camera.”
Film critic Scott McLumpnellan
Racist at the Movies
The Aryan Spectator