How to Lose the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest
The New Yorker likes the movie Lawnmower Man 2, and they refuse to publish my submissions to their cartoon caption contest. I have no idea why.
SlapClap Caption:
“A better title for M. Night Shyamalan’s The Happening would be The Not Happening, or The What’s Happening?, as in ‘what’s happening in this movie? I fell asleep watching the movie Signs 6 years ago and just woke up.’ This hard R ‘thriller’ is proof — as if there ever needed to be — that brown men are not meant to be behind the camera.”
Film critic Scott McLumpnellan
Racist at the Movies
The Aryan Spectator
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June 18th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
You are trying to shoot yourself with a gun, but keep missing and you’ve ruined the room! We’re out of Oreos.
June 18th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
I think that one would actually win the contest.
June 19th, 2008 at 11:34 am
I know I know… it’s not all your fault about what that priest did to you when you were a little boy. Now shut up and go half an inch to the right this time. We’re getting closer and closer.
June 19th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
There’s a duck face on the couch!?