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Slap Louder And Maybe We’ll Hear You

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If David Morse was a club DJ who spins at hotels in Honolulu, and never worked out, it might look. a little. like. this…

  • The Office is the most depressing show on television.
  • Tiger Woods sexting recap: he wants to know if your firm white ass likes him for him?
  • Flight of The Conchords is over.
  • Sex and the City 2 Will Be A Super Glam Near Death Experience, or something.
  • The hunt for the worst movie of all time. (psst).
  • Flyswatting 2.0, popular in Bombay.
  • “Arrived too late from the time stream. The child has been born of the mother, and now the world will suffer. Your years Vatican must be forewarned.”
  • New Moon or Old Dogs, just, pleeease, be sane?
  • Leading to the inevitable Dead Mall Cop zombie movie.
  • Don’t tell me there is beauty in everything and then show me a cup of Starbucks coffee. What is this, American Beauty?
  • Interracial Chocolate Love, not for the lactose intolerant.
  • Disgrasian got beefs.
  • “Listen, I got a f*ckin’ hot tub,” and other monosyllabicisms on The Jersey Shore.
  • Local Hip Hop DJ McDonald’s McCafe coffee radio spot! Awww jeah!

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