Jon Gosselin Fan Club
People tell me it’s weird I carry a 2″ x 3″ inch picture of Jon Gosselin in my wallet, but I happen to like Jon Gosselin. His forceful, preternaturally tan face; the magnetism of ever probing eyes. So much wisdom there. Much to learn. Then people say “Well Jon Gosselin can’t show emotion without his eyebrows.” Well ain’t that a great point!
Mind you, these SAME people had no idea who Jon Gosselin was a minute ago, before I opened up my fat wallet to pay for dinner and it accidentally fell out. Now they want to know EVERYTHING.
“‘Why do you have a picture of Jon Gosselin in your wallet?’ and ‘You told me your new friend’s name was Jon?’ and ‘Is this why your wallet has a combination lock?’ and ‘Are you gay?’ and ‘Why do you cry in bed so much?’ and ‘This is why we’re not ready for a kid- let alone EIGHT!’”
Date. Over.
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January 18th, 2012 at 3:15 pm
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