CNN Needs New Taglines
I work off hunches, and I’ve got a hunch that people are getting sick of listening to the deep, melodious CNN tag line voiced by 79-year old acting legend James Earl Jones. It’s just a hunch. That’s where I step in.
Being the voice on a network “bump” is like hitting the lottery, and then suing the lottery for hitting you. We’re talking loads of cash. That’s why I’m throwing my hat in the ring early to be James Earl Jones replacement as the voice for CNN- a younger, hipper voice. Below is my reel.
CNN ID: Wolf Blitzer’s Situation Room
CNN ID: John King
CNN ID: Anderson Cooper 360
CNN ID: Rick Sanchez
CNN ID: Soledad O’Brien
CNN ID: Larry King Live
*pls. note: only makes sense when guest of show also starred in the movie Dune.
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January 26th, 2010 at 7:22 pm
Killer reverb.
Campbell Brown needs more hits.
January 4th, 2012 at 6:40 pm
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January 4th, 2012 at 6:42 pm
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