I Need To Be Alone At The McDonalds

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At McDonald’s we understand the importance of family. We also understand, in today’s America, not all families are equal, some are missing a mommy or a daddy. That’s why here at McDonald’s we’re taking steps to improve our family friendly dining establishments, because we put family values even ahead of our value meals. (nudge, nudge)

So beginning this summer every Saturday is “Divorced Dads Deals” day. Dads in divorces, you never ate this good.

No matter if you’re treating your son and his soccer team to a round of McFlurrys or waiting for your ex-wife to arrive with papers that establish new payment minimums on your child support, we have the deal for you: Dollar menu meals half off, full-price 8-piece McNuggets served with free medium Sprite refills, and all you can eat Filet-O-Fish sandwiches. We’re giving those away.

But wait… there’s more.

Divorced dads can luxuriate in our new barstools section where we will not be serving **alcohol. Then enjoy your free medium Sprite at one of our many listening booths that feature the latest songs from our music partners at the K-Rock radio family, stations nationwide. Take advantage of McDonald’s bathroom reading area, or pick up a rake and find bliss in our *Cactus Zen Garden, and as always plenty of parking.

*Cactus Zen Gardens not available at South Carolina locations

**Alcohol available at South Carolina locations

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