These United States
My favorite President of all time is Babe Ruth, because he loved America. So much so he wore baseball uniforms. On the down side, he moved the Indians to places in the country that no one else liked, and I don’t mean the Cleveland Indians- the people ones.
Plus, Babe Ruth cut spending, and when he mounted his stallion, and unsheathed a baseball bat, to fight for our right to brew tea cheaply, he became more than just the nation’s ugliest President. He hit a home run that landed inside the pages of the history book my Pa made for me before he got sent to prison for kidnapping.