PadMA. Get It?
The fact I find Padma Lakshmi extra-fetching is well documented. So it was exciting news today to find out that Padma gave birth to her first child, a daughter named Krishna. The 39-year old, first time mother, has refused to identify the father publicly, which leads the door wide open for rampant speculation, on my part:
I think it’s this guy. Sean Shinaberry, chief operations officer and investment adviser rep for Modern Portfolio Insurance in Holland, Ohio.
“Why this guy,” you ask? “Why not the venture capitalist heavily rumored to be the father in New York tabloids?” “How would Padma even lay eyes on a guy who lives in the middle of Ohio?” “Isn’t it a bit far-fetched, considering Mr. Shinaberry is already happily married with child?” “Why would a jet setter like Padma date a mild mannered insurance rep with a series 7 securities license?” “Where is the pill I gave you?” “Did you take the pill?” “Did you swallow?” Well. Those are a lot of questions.
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