Suri And KatHomes: The Interview
Katty Homes and Suri Cruise are the wife and daughter of Tom Cruise, whose new motion picture Knight & Day hits theaters this week. Our all-access pass granted us an exclusive sit down interview with them from the other side of this high school football stadium. Transcript to follow:
—“Katty Homes and Suri, Michael Neal from SlapClap dot com! Our site averages 80 or more unique visitors a month. THANK YOU FOR SITTING DOWN WITH US!”
—“First question, why are you all alone out here? Did you know that this stadium was empty, Katty! ARE YOU AWARE THIS IS A HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL STADIUM?”
—“Katty, it’s 7 in the morning. Why did you call this press conference?”
—“Katty! You look like you want to be left alone. IS THAT TRUE?”
—“SURI! Suri, did your dinner upset you last night? WERE YOU PUT OFF BY YOUR MEAL!”
—“Katty, is Tom Cruise afraid of being stung by a wasp? What would you say is his biggest fear!”
—“Do Suri and Jayden Smith hold within them the same number of thetans? How will that bode for her acting career GIVEN THE SUCCESS OF THE KARATE KID REMAKE?”
—“Katty, is science just magic with God on speed dial?”
—“Suri … Suri … SURI! Don’t ever talk to strangers.”
—“Suri, do you ever talk to strangers?”
—“Is Tom happy with Fox’s decision to give Knight and Day a mid week opening? Why didn’t you get to do the movie Rachel Getting Married?”
—“Thank you Katty! Thank you Suri! THANK YOU FOR SITTING DOWN WITH US!”
Katty Homes and Suri Cruise are the wife and daughter of Tom Cruise, whose new motion picture Knight & Day hits theaters this week. Our all-access pass granted us an exclusive sit down interview with them from the other side of this high school football stadium. Transcript to follow:
—“Katty Homes and Suri, Michael Neal from SlapClap dot com! Our site averages 80 or more unique visitors a month. THANK YOU FOR SITTING DOWN WITH US!”
—“First question, why are you all alone out here? Did you know that this stadium was empty, Katty! ARE YOU AWARE THIS IS A HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL STADIUM?”
—“Katty, it’s 7 in the morning. Why did you call this press conference?”
—“Katty! You look like you want to be left alone. IS THAT TRUE?”
—“SURI! Suri, did your dinner upset you last night? WERE YOU PUT OFF BY YOUR MEAL!”
—“Katty, is Tom Cruise afraid of being stung by a wasp? What would you say is his biggest fear!”
—“Do Suri and Jayden Smith hold within them the same number of thetans? How will that bode for her acting career GIVEN THE SUCCESS OF THE KARATE KID REMAKE?”
—“Katty, is science just magic with God on speed dial?”
—“Suri … Suri … SURI! Don’t ever talk to strangers.”
—“Suri, do you ever talk to strangers?”
—“Is Tom happy with Fox’s decision to give Knight and Day a mid week opening? Why didn’t you get to do the movie Rachel Getting Married?”
—“Thank you Katty! Thank you Suri! THANK YOU FOR SITTING DOWN WITH US!”
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June 30th, 2010 at 4:16 pm
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