I Want to BE Sick

From Lainey Gossip:

The truth is Lauren is the Hollywood American dream. Blonde, cute, perky, wholesome, virginal enough…

18 – 25 year olds want to BE Lauren Conrad.

Don’t lie. Some of you reading out there want to BE Lauren Conrad while Lauren Conrad is “being” Lauren Conrad on tv.

Does your head hurt?

But Duana’s point: didn’t we all want to BE someone else at that age?

I wanted to BE Winona Ryder. Who did you want to be?

Uncle! Let’s call a truce. Internet you stop saying things like this and I’ll stop claiming I know things then looking them up on you later. Oh, last thing: if you don’t agree to this one of these bitches is gonna die.

One Response to “I Want to BE Sick”

  1. Justin Bobby | SlapClap Says:

    [...] seen The Hills; I’ll probably never see it. That is not to say that I don’t know who Lauren is, or Audrina, or Heidi & Spencer, or Wall-E the robot they built during Season 2. So yeah, while it is true [...]

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