They Shoot Horses Don’t They?
People make movies all the time and at great cost. A great movie is as much luck as it is effort. But how do you make a bad one? Let me rephrase that: how do you make a movie so bad it’s good? What I like to call “a slapclapper.”
Beer for My Horses, Drama. Now on DVD
1. Starring Steve Harvey Toby Keith
2. A sex symbol
3. Cast Claire Forlani to remind us she used to do love scenes with this guy. Great FAIL.
4. Red state value! “Pull ya pants up, son.”
5. Evil international criminal (Mexican)
6. John Woo the action
7. Willie Nelson’s in it
8. A confused Tom Skerritt
9. The End
Please rent this movie. I swear.