XXX-Files
David Duchovny has entered a rehabilitation center for sex addiction, his lawyer, Stanton “Larry” Stein, tells PEOPLE exclusively.
Surprises us not a lot. Way too vanilla-as-an-approach to actually be that milquetoast. How many times, in how many downtown Vancouver hotels, has that eerily plaintive voice of his requested some Canuck stripper to “now turn and face her?”
Pile on to that Showtime’s Californiacation kneading his every sexual pressure point and viola! Sex doctor’s beeper goes off. Demonstrations below:
completely, magnificently (nsfw)
