How to Lose the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

The New Yorker refuses to publish my submissions to their cartoon caption contest. I have no idea why. This week was tough.

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Next week on Prison Break?

4 Responses to “How to Lose the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest”

  1. Malogna Says:

    Say you were hired here and I were your boss. How would you respond if I told you that I want to eat you?

  2. Mike D Says:

    the object is to lose this thing. That would honestly win it.

  3. Malogna Says:

    You give awful handjobs.

  4. Malogna Says:

    No! Please don’t give me another handjob. I’m still recovering from the last one you gave me. OK buddy, you got the job but no more handjobs ok?

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