MaxCore News Brief: Rocket No More!
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008
James Hetfield’s spoken word commentary on the current Roger Clemens news scandal:
Fearsome Clemens rage!
check my Friendbook page!
Congress are all tools!
posing D.C. fools!
Many years I toil!
rubbing drugs and oils!
hips can hardly swivel!!
Pettitte talk is drivel!
Fastball fly!
Andy Pettitte die!
CLEMENS!!!!
I am pitching god!
Mark Twain is a clod!
Mindy’s just a friend!
career is at an end!
CLEMENS!!!
no more Hall of Fame!
endless public shame!
memories make me blanche!
yes I own a ranch!!
CLEMENS!!
ROOOCKET!!!!!
(guitar solo)
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