Little Children
Synopsis:
Kate Winslet’s in it. She’s not supposed to be as hot as Jennifer Connolley (in it), but she’s warmer (in it). Jennifer Connelly is married to a sort of relaxed, vanilla dude who suburban hausfrau’s want to dejuice, and then there’s some guy who looks like the Dukes gangleader from episode #15, Season 1 of Happy Days but older and he’s way pathetic because he shot some Black kid- even though they don’t say that we know it.
Wait a minute, Kate Winslet’s husband, who’s hardly in it, is pathetic too and so is the Martha Stewart looking lady at the book club who thinks Madame Bovary’s a whore. You want to know who’s really pathetic? Kate Winslet. I know. She’s the star. Don’t matter though, she kinda hates her kid. But the most pathetic is … the pedophile. **Wocka-Wocka** He also has the funniest scene in an otherwise dim movie, and possibly the funniest scene in any movie over the past two years. Funnier than Superbad, Knocked Up, and Blades of Glory rolled up into one. Funnier than Don Rickles. I’d hate to ruin it. Let’s just say that while the story misses the mark on most things, one of them is not public masturbation.
July 30th, 2008 at 8:08 am
So is Little Children a slap or a clap?
July 30th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
i saw it and i wouldn’t slap it or clap it. although i thoroughly enjoyed this film. seriously though slapclap “administration”, i thought this was a family blog? since when did public masturbation become a laughing matter?
July 30th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
It’s a slap. Didn’t like the way it ended at all. But the masturbation scene was the funniest, most painful thing i’ve seen in a movie like this. So: not good, but go see it. Actually, this is a slapclap isn’t it?