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Impossibly easy to look at Jessica White making it look impossibly easy in this months Mean Magazine.

• The Stooges vs. MC5 vs. Funkadelic. The winner? Television. (via youngmanhattanite)

• The ghost wears it best! No wait, the deaf one.

• Guns N’ Roses to debut new song in the new Rock Band video game. The song takes 11 years to load.

• Remember Kevin from the Real World? No? Well he’s running for Congress. He made the announcement last night on the couch talking to Julie and the two totally connected for the first time, after Eric ignored her at the bar! And got all gross with that blonde bimbo. Eric is such a pansy y’all!

• Arsenio Hall signs on to host the TV show Funniest Moments. There’s already a spinoff, Most Ironic Moments which is nothing but footage of Arsenio hosting a show called Funniest Moments.

• San Diego Comic-Con registration is CLOSED! There will BE NO ONSITE REGISTRATION!! I’ve been holding on to this Duh since that time in 7th grade when mom asked if I wanted to go to Michael Jordan’s basketball camp. Duhhhhhhh.

• Gonna make use of this thing. We swear.

• TechCrunch wants to form a committee to build a thing so that they can surf the web on something other than a PC, iMac, laptop, iPhone, Sony eBook reader, Amazon eBook reader, Pocket PC, Palm Treo, Blackberry Curve, Dell Latitude, Apple TV box, or MacBook Touch.