New Yorker captions

The winning caption then the caption I submitted. You tell me which is better.

Slapclap caption: “You’ve got on horse pants mister!”


Slapclap caption: “Are you a blind?”


Slapclap caption: “You look like a pedophile Father.”


Slapclap caption: “No, it’s a giant piece of luggage you nut. Bring me a desk!”


Slapclap caption: “I’m allergic to cats but neither of us should have to die alone.”


Slapclap caption: “Hey Scott-hole, I went to that Ray Cappo show last night you pussy. What do you say after this we go back to your place, put on some Minor Threat, and I stare at your sister from underneath the stairs?”


Slapclap caption: “Please Lord don’t let my mother die of AIDS.”